Popstars And The Men In Suits
Control freak Nigel Lythgoe is just the man to make ITV's Popstars
one of the network's hits of the year.
The first show horoscope (8pm January 10 2001) is packed with
fame and fortune, with a dramatic, showbiz Leo Moon opposite
glamorous Neptune, an image of dreams and illusions. It launches
on a brilliant Mercury-Jupiter aspect in media-friendly air
signs, combining young talent with experience and commercial
savvy. But behind the hope and the hype, the horoscope shows the
heavyweight earthy influence of the men in suits. Ambitious,
controlling Capricorn and sugar-daddy Saturn in Taurus on its
power point indicate a firm grip on the project's direction.
Meticulous Virgo rises, a sign which knows how many beans make
five, master-minding everything from the logistics of regional
auditions to the carefully co-ordinated packaging of a multi-
media brand. The new band will have a TV show, a record and
video, a tour, a book and an internet chatroom. Discussions with
toy manufacturers are already under way. So Popstars carries on
where the Spice Girls left off, the perfect brand factory,
reversing the quaint olde-worlde notion that packaging and PR
should serve art and creativity.
Bridging the worlds of the suits and songsters, Nigel Lythgoe
is just the character to make this work. He is controller of
entertainment at ITV but he is also hands-on involved in Popstars
as one of the three judges. His dance and choreography background
show the flare of an ingenious Mercury-Uranus combination, and
his gift as a Cancerian (July 9th 1949) is that of 'mothering',
supporting the team he works with and bringing out its best. But
Popstars is not an easy ride for him. His main connection is
through his hard-working Saturn in Virgo, on the launch horoscope
Ascendant, and in engineering this new brand, we can expect him
to try to control everything down to the last detail. In 'Secrets
From A Stargazers Notebook', astrologer Debbi Kempton-Smith
remarks that people who have this Saturn in Virgo
" make a religion out of attempting to be careful, reliable,
hardworking and healthy. No one is more consumed with guilt over
whether they're working hard enough and whether their work is up
to snuff ...What they fear most is chaos. They don't like
surprises. The unexpected makes them nervous... They want to know
what's for dinner hours in advance so they can set their little
dials."
The show looks set to become one of ITV's hits of the year,
creating an audience of addicts. However, there is an
astrological fly in the ointment in this fly-on-the-wall
production, rooted in the Moon opposite Neptune. The Moon is
placed in the horoscope zone known as the House of Self-undoing.
A Neptunian drug scandal would really get Lythgoe's little dials
whirring, but more significantly, this vale of sorrows belongs to
the weeping mothers of all the rejects. Even for the successful
few, long term fame may have a hollow ring.
The best touch of magic in the show comes from a line-up of
erotic Venus and raunchy Mars. If this symbolism is realised we
could see a showbiz couple to rival Posh and Becks, and a fairy-
tale wedding in the band a year from now is an obvious way to win
the ratings war. If it happens it may seem spontaneous, but as
with most things that Nigel Lythgoe does, it's sure to be well-
planned.