Scorpio Rising
Former Tory spin doctor Amanda Platell's secret diary reveals
the dark heart of the Scorpion with its desire for revenge
With a clutch of four planets in Scorpio (November 12 1957, 1am30
CCT, Perth), Ms Platell has treated us to a dramatic enactment of
the secretive, dark heart of the Scorpion, with its manipulation,
wilfulness, intensity, obsession, spite, betrayal and desire for
revenge. In its unevolved form, this is the sign of " anger and
resentment, fierce rebellion, mad jealousy and vindictive
hate ... when he is bad he is thoroughly bad, make no mistake
about it " (Isabelle Pagan). What's more, Scorpios " are not
above creating dreadful scenes just to get a reaction. For them,
it is perhaps better to feel terrible than to feel nothing "
(Anna Kruger).
Like all the water signs, Scorpio is a master of image. Platell's
most potent attack on Portillo came from the ridiculous
impression of him as odd man out, apparently muscling in on a
happy families photo call for William and Ffion with John and
Norma Major. Calculated to linger, this absurd image of a
transient moment manifests Ms Platell's Mars-Neptune conjunction,
falling exactly on the nadir of Portillo's horoscope (May 26
1953, 10am45 BST). Although the diary is low on substance and
high on innuendo, drip by poisonous drip she has contributed to
the general impression of Portillo as damaged goods.
That other traditional staple of the Scorpio diet - sex - may
have poked its way into this story, too, in the guise of
homosexuality. Platell was forced out of her editorship at the
Sunday Express over her revelations about Mandelson's Brazilian
lover. With her thorough-going and investigative Scorpio skills,
it would be surprising if she hadn't attempted to follow up
Portillo's account of his own gay student days.
The timing of her exposure bears the imprint of cold, calculating
Saturn, which crossed over the Midheaven of her horoscope within
hours of the programme being broadcast. This is a peak
achievement for her, and shows that the entire endeavour has been
meticulously engineered, step-by-step. Saturn on her Midheaven is
repeated on 15 December this year and on 2 April 2002, and Pluto
is also active in her horoscope in October, around the time of
the Tory conference. So from the astrology, it appears that this
matter is far from over and Ms Platell is not closing an account
with the Tories, but opening the book on Portillo.
Since the power of the secret is lost in the moment of its
revelation, a really secretive Scorpio rarely tells all. Who
knows what else lies hidden in these murky Scorpio depths?