You Spin Me Round
Alastair Campbell - malign Machiavelli or just a bog-standard
civil servant doing his job?
Gemini is the classic communication sign, and Campbell is a
natural for the media circus with all the sign's gifts - he is
intelligent, fast-thinking, street-wise and capable of the shrewd
question which hits at the heart of any matter. His Gemini Sun
closely aligns with ingenious Uranus in creative Leo, adding a
touch of tabloid genius, a magical ability to let language create
reality. Smart, funny, witty - in a good mood, he's great company
and the man to make you laugh.
It's difficult to discern much of a political ideology in his
horoscope but the unique gift of the Gemini-Leo combination is
its ability to juggle contradictions and create a coherent whole,
a talent much needed in the fragmented and factional world of
government and party politics. And this is why Tony Blair adores
him. There is an outstanding planetary contact between them which
testifies to the place of honour that Blair gives Campbell. The
most prominent single factor in the PM's horoscope is his warlike
Mars rising at 3 degrees of Gemini. Campbell's Sun is at the same
degree, making him Blair's very own rapid reaction force. Look
out right now - this week and next - for a further test of their
teamwork and Campbell's skills as troublesome Saturn throws a
last pre-election wobbly while it crosses over this 3 Gemini
point.
So how does a bright spark like Campbell get himself such bad
press? His Achilles heel is his own Mars in the sensitive and
protective sign of the Cancer Crab. This placing was not at all
favoured by the old astrologers who gave it a spin all of their
own:
" The temper is sour and bad; one who is given to sottishness; a
mean, servile, unfortunate creature; usually he is employed in
some low business, being incapable of better." (Zadkiel, 1852).
It gets worse. Campbell's Mars is square to an impulsive Aries
Moon, prickly about macho matters and as moody as a woman with
PMT:
"The passions are easily roused and a hot temper leads to
frequent quarrels ... A domineering manner stirs up antagonism on
the part of others, with resultant unpopularity." (Edward
Lyndoe).
This also makes him prone to believing that attack is the best
form of defence but it doesn't add up to a wicked Grand Plan. The
appearance of manipulation probably stems from the covert
Cancerian Crab, moving sideways to forestall what it perceives to
be a personal attack or an intrusion into private space.
All bodes well for Campbell now but restless Geminis often think
that the grass looks greener elsewhere, and he is rumoured to be
moving on to a new job as Director of Communications for New
Labour. This may appeal at present but Virgo influences and
strategic planning could bore the pants off him this autumn. He
thrives best on the cut and thrust of unpredictable, everyday
challenges. At the end of 2002, his Mars is in the heat of battle
(again) but whether he's up to his neck with a New Labour civil
war or back on the media waggon, Campbell will still be boxing
for Blair.
Meanwhile, perhaps a fellow Gemini Twin who shares the same sun
degree has a birthday message for our Sultan of Spin - " let us
not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late" (Bob Dylan, May
24 1941).