In a league of his own
Brian Park's stars suggest the producer of Bad Girls and
Footballer's Wives will score some controversial goals
in the months ahead
The first show (9:00pm, 8 January 2002) has all the marks of
addictive television, with Neptune, a planet of celebrity and
glamour, strongly placed. Yet for continued popularity we need a
good Moon, and this show doesn't quite have it, so the tail-off
of viewing figures in the second week is probably a sign of
things to come. Its Moon is in Scorpio, the sign of its fall,
with a naughty reputation amongst the old astrologers: 'They are
sottish and vulgar, malicious, brutish, and treacherous: and if
it be a female, she is generally infamous in her desires, and if
afflicted, she is openly scandalous' (Zadkiel, An Introduction to
Astrology)- sounds a tad like Footballers' Wives.
This reflects the bums, tits and poisonous twists in the story-
line, but ultimately it's not enough, and with no fire in the
programme's horoscope, it lacks real warmth and entertainment
value.
All of which brings us to the significant resonances with Brian
Park's own horoscope (28 November 1954). Despite being an
entrepreneurial and adventurous Sagittarian, Park is seething
with watery, passionate and intense Scorpio. Both of his feminine
planets have dodgy zodiac placings, with slinky Venus in Scorpio
and a hard Capricorn Moon. In love and in life, here's a guy who
finds bad girls everywhere and can't leave them alone.
Another big planetary player in his horoscope is shock-tactics
Uranus, and this February and March, we can expect unpredictable
twists and turns both for Park personally and for the programme,
possibly sparking off a touch of public outrage.
The strong Scorpio in his horoscope gives Park a sure-fire recipe
for flash with trash and for dramatising low life, so it is easy
for him to get hooked on the fallen females formula, but this is
not the best of him. He has the chance to open other doors and
play a stronger and more upbeat hand, and with singular Mars
thrusting through into Aries at the end of the year, Park could
strike out in a surprising new direction. He also has a fabulous
conjunction of colourful, liberating Jupiter with alternative,
on-the-edge Uranus. This suggests an imagination which needs to
run free on a bigger scale, perhaps involving an overseas
operation, and coming into its own between 2005 and 2008. When it
does, Brian Park could surprise us all and and become unashamedly
visionary.